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Make My Day-Latest HR Humor

"The best excuse I've ever heard for missing a day and not calling was
'You said if I was going to be late, I might as well not show up at
all.'"

-- Director of Operations, technology consulting firm

"One employee who did not report for work or call for two days showed
up on the third day. He gave the reason for not coming to work or not
calling as a problem with his wife. When pressed for an explanation, he
said that he'd been at his girlfriend's house when his wife came and
rang the doorbell. He opened the door; and she hit him over the head
with a cast iron skillet causing him to lay unconscious on his
girlfriend's sofa for two days."

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